today is so random, it’s like hey wanna job? me: yeah. okay then good you’ll work this day and this day, how’s that sound? me: good. can you start tomorrow? me: yeah. any questions? me: blahblahblahblah etc. etc. okay congratulations you got the job, see you tomorrow. me: wow thank you very much. well that wasn’t what was said exactly but yeah pretty much yeah that’s how it was. btw i got a job now. i guess im like a waiter now.. lol..

my dog is a jerk! when im at home i wear shorts and my dog always tries to lick my legs and i always tell him to stop it, but today i wear sweat pants and the first thing he does is lick my feet. i was like wth?! he went for my skin right away, he gave himself away, he’s been doing this on purpose this whole freaking time. what a freaking jerk! lmfao

The Black Keys

—10 Lovers

The Black Keys - 10 Lovers

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Cuddling releases oxytocin, known as the “feel good” hormone. It increases happiness levels and relieves stress.

—(via psych-facts)


when they show a scene from two seasons ago in the “previously on” you know something fishy is about to happen

(via distraction)


Imagine being the kid that got benched so your coach could put Airbud the fucking dog in the game

(via m0xt)

and i think my favorite greek goddess is nyx (nox) goddess of night and the personification of night: Her appearances are sparse in surviving mythology, but reveal her as a figure of such exceptional power and beauty, that she is feared by Zeus himself. She is found in the shadows of the world and only ever seen in glimpses. cool. ‘only ever seen in glimpses’..

i think now my favorite greek god is hypnos the god of sleep and is the personification of sleep. which is strange because i always have a hard time falling asleep, but i love sleep and hate being disturbed when sleeping. his twin brother is thanatos god of death, his mother is nyx goddess of night, his wife is pasithea goddess of relaxation and hallucination, and three of his sons were known as the oneiroi gods of dreams. he also put zeus to sleep twice. and his home sounds pretty tight:  

Hypnos lives in a cave, whose mansion does not see the rising, nor the setting sun, nor does it see the “lightsome noon.” At the entrance were a number of poppies and other hypnotic plants. His dwelling had no door or gate so that he might not be awakened by the creaking of hinges. The river, Lethe, in the underworld, is known as the river of forgetfulness and it flows through his cave